Ms. Clinton learns Kazachok and closes the Triangle

(excerpt from the Pocket Dictionary of the Kossacks, under development)

How can one close a triangle by learning Kazachok? Here's the story:

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton was keeping herself off the Kossaks. Someone told her that such an attitude was a no-no, so she decided there was high time for a change in her life. How to proceed? For a quick start, she considered learning to dance the Kazachok. Well, to learn Kazachok one needs a Kossack teacher, so Ms. Clinton decided to hire Peter Daou on this purpose. You know, the Peter Daou with the Daou Salon.

Mr. Daou started the first lesson by explaining to her what was the matter with the triangle. A triangle has three sides, in our case the traditional mass-media, the Democratic establishment and the blogosphere. These three sides are to be connected, so a triangle needs also three connections – one was Mr Daou himself, the second was another fine Kossack, Jesse Berney – well, Ms. Clinton was expected to close the triangle. Here you go.

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Well, well, well, and what will be next? There are only three possibilities, that's what Howard Kurtz believes (Bloggars on the payroll):

1. Ms. Clinton will adjust her life and will become a Kossackian
2. Ms. Daou will adjust his life and will become Ms. Clinton's apologist
3. The new couple will have a very short life

Meanwhile Ms. Clinton triangulated again! In the issue of burning flags amendment she stayed in the middle, looked what was happening at the right and then triangulated at the left - at least that's what WaPo says.