Simon Rich: Guy Walks Into a Bar
So a guy walks into a bar one day
and he notices the pianist, a twelve inch little thing in tuxedo playing Chopin.When you are so damned small, there could be a lot of nuisances, for instance your tolerance to alcohol is extremely low. There is also a genie in the men's room granting wishes, only a bit hard of hearing, which leads to other nuisances. The bartender has a PDD syndrome (I mean a penile dysmorphic disorder, you know what I mean), which makes his life a nightmare.
So the guy runs into the men’s room and, sure enough, there’s this genie. And the genie’s, like, “Your wish is my command.”
Once Simon Rich starts telling a story, he remains in firm control of his logic and everything else gets upside down. Read here the whole story:
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